| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Somewhere in Scotland, every statue has been improved by a traffic cone. This is simply a fact.
The crew neck version of the same quiet statement. Minimal line art, one pop of orange, sizes XS through 5XL. Soft Gildan Softstyle that gets better with every wash.
For people who appreciate the joke without having to explain it.
Wear it on slow mornings with jeans and sneakers, or layered under a cardigan for cozy afternoons at a café. The design invites smiles without shouting, appealing to people who love countryside charm, low-key humor, and comfortable basics that feel lived-in from day one.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, eco-conscious build
– Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
– High-quality DTF/DTG prints for crisp, long-lasting artwork
– OEKO-TEX® certified and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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