| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 25.00 | 25.75 | 26.50 | 27.25 | 28.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Somewhere in Scotland, every statue has been improved by a traffic cone. This is simply a fact.
Minimal line art on a soft v-neck. Classical bust, one pop of orange, nothing else needed. The understated version of loving Scotland. Clean, wearable, and slightly funnier than it looks at first glance.
Bella+Canvas v-neck. Tearaway label. Available in white, oatmeal, heather grey, and teal.
For people who appreciate the absurdity quietly.
Wear it to slow mornings on the porch, road trips to artisan markets, or casual meet-ups where comfort matters as much as personality. The tearaway label and shoulder tape keep irritation away, so you can focus on the small comforts: a favorite mug, a music playlist, quiet laughter. This tee speaks to people who appreciate rustic humor, countryside motifs, and clothes that feel lived-in from the first wear.
Product features
– Relaxed fit for easy movement and layering
– Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable, everyday wear
– Soft cotton-poly blend heather options for vintage texture
– Side seams and shoulder tape for durable shape retention
– Tearaway label to prevent irritation
Care instructions
– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean













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